Dragon’s Den is back and that means a whole bundle of weird and wild ideas being pitched to Theo, Peter, Duncan, James and Deborah. One item in tonight’s show was You Star Novel and although the Dragon’s decided not to invest in the item the good news for the inventors is that Firebox have them on sale.

You Star Novel is a personalised book that’s aimed at adults! There are three titles Fever In France, Indecent in Italy and Safari Nights and they range from Saucy to Steamy to Hot. According to Firebox the lead personalised character becomes “embroiled in a tempestuous romance” with their favourite partner.

We think the Dragons may have missed a trick by not investing here as these books retail at £26.95. The hot part of the offer no doubt lies in the content of the book then! Still if you were watching The Den and were wondering how to get hold of the book now you know.

Firebox aren’t missing a trick though when it comes to Dragon’s Den. They’ve created an “As Seen on Dragon’s Den” section and items include Trunki, Waterbuoy, Cuddledry Towels and Scents of Time. Look out for more products being added to the section as the new series progresses.

You Star Novel As Seen on Dragon’s Den

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